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ever have someone tell you to stand up straight? look you in the eye when they're talking?

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the greatest comeback of all times

I didn’t know where I was going or how I thought I could find it, but I ended up in Seattle anyway. I’d had an epiphany. It sounded like my own voice, which I hadn’t heard in years. I once was lost, yeah, but that part about being found had really been confusing me. I […]

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everything perfect

I was born in New York. I am a fan of baseball. There are only twenty people in this country that have the same last name as me. See? That isn’t difficult. I don’t have to divulge national secrets, but goddamnit I do have to say something. Just whatever. Make some kind of effort. C’mon […]

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