slouch.

ever have someone tell you to stand up straight? look you in the eye when they're talking?

contributors

joshuacitrak: is a writer in residence at the Sanchez Annex Writers Grotto and orchid hoarder, an affliction he refuses to seek help for. You can follow him on Twitter @joshuacitrak.

Mitch Mitchum: lives in Sunnyvale, CA. He’s a part time bartender and roofer who can do an uncanny Bukowski imitation after four quarts of PBR. He drives an ’86 Camero RS with original interior that he’s more than happy to show off to pretty much anything in a skirt with five minutes to kill.

Pookie-that-guy-who-hangs-out-in-front-of-the-liquor-store-all-damn-day: is a born hustla. So what he lives in a Section 8 in the W.E. with his ma and sells the Percocets she needs for her swollen knees to high schoolers so they can cope with maths and shit? A mutha fucka has got to do what he got to do to get a little bit of that paper.

admin: Some say that the lower half of his body is a desk chair and that he has QWERTY tattooed across all six of his knuckles. All we know is he’s called, admin.