8 01 2014
Note to you
Your dog isn’t the most important person on the planet next to you because, frankly, that stupid mutt isn’t a person at all. In light of this please stop bringing that shit-stained, shedding fleabag into the grocery store while you troll the isles for locally sourced gluten-free pork belly, free-range artisan Siracha infused jelly beans and organic cruelty-free fair-trade bacon-maple-fried-chicken cupcakes. Seriously.