slouch.

ever have someone tell you to stand up straight? look you in the eye when they're talking?

congratu-fucking-lations

I’m so very fucking glad to hear how you know better than the experts with all their “education” (what do they got to be so smart about?) and “experience” (you’ve been alive all these years, too) out there in the world “observing” and “studying” “scientific fact”

Your gut can tell you just as well as some snobby know it all with glasses.

It can also tell you when you’re hungry (all the time) and which weeks the 9ers will be able to cover the spread (they’re always underdogs, and you know why too, but that’s another story altogether)

But seriously.

Do road signs insult you because they’re put there to be intentionally misleading?

Even a dog knows the way home.

And if not, it just sits there and licks it’s balls.

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