ever have someone tell you to stand up straight? look you in the eye when they're talking?

January, 2014

Note to you

Your dog isn’t the most important person on the planet next to you because, frankly, that stupid mutt isn’t a person at all. In light of this please stop bringing that shit-stained, shedding fleabag into the grocery store while you troll the isles for locally sourced gluten-free pork belly, free-range artisan Siracha infused jelly beans […]

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