congratu-fucking-lations

I’m so very fucking glad to hear how you know better than the experts with all their “education” (what do they got to be so smart about?) and “experience” (you’ve been alive all these years, too) out there in the world “observing” and “studying” “scientific fact”

Your gut can tell you just as well as some [...]

spare the air

If I can’t understand the point of your argument you respond by saying I’m elitist?

Am I an elitist because you’re running hot on a lean mixture of raw emotion?

Or because I’m too stupid to decipher sputtering hyperboles backfiring out your tail pipe?

Thin that shit out a little with some facts.

Then maybe a stupid elitist like [...]

much more evolved

In ancient times they used to curse the sky because they didn’t comprehend their rotten luck

Now we just finger whomever with the blame because although we don’t understand it any better, we’re still pretty goddamn solid on the fact that none of this is our fault.

Mercedes, no turn signal, yapping on the phone

In the streets they prowl for parking

Obliviously zig-zagging like the shopping cart bums after cans

Singly determined, in their own way, to the leftovers of [...]

Road Trip!!!

Ah, there’s nothing like the feeling of a road [...]

books about books

I’m reading Nelson Algren’s “Notes from a Sea Diary: Hemingway all the way,” and came across this brilliant nugget in the story entitled, “July 14th Raft of a Summer Night.” Algren was wailing away at editors, publishers and critics regarding so many classic books being out of print, yet so many of those same classic’s [...]