By pookie you-know-that-guy-that-hangs-out-front-the-liquor-store-all-day, on May 10th, 2012 |
Some of the stories in my just finished novel, Picture Me Rollin’, are self contained enough so that I sought about publication for them in lit mags. ‘run,’ a story about a witnessed home invasion in the Western Addition, is now up on paragraphline.com
By joshuacitrak, on May 9th, 2012 |
is the title of my recently finished first novel, and… it’s done. whew. that was a lot of work. seriously. 75% of the book was written in a flurry since July, which would explain the lack of posts here, the crazed look in my eye and the fact that i no longer have any friends.
i had the manuscript edited by someone i trust and they came back and told me it was one of the cleanest manuscripts they’d ever seen. there’s a tip for all you on the path to your first book. even the littlest things mean a lot. write, read, read aloud, edit, edit, edit, then edit again. never say, ‘good enough.’ you have to put the work in to be taken seriously. and did i mention, it’s a lot of fuckin’ work?
i learned so much while i was writing about myself, about writing and about the business. it was truly a work of joy, and now, i’m already on to the next book.
PMR is on it’s way to agents, so wish me luck, friends.
By joshuacitrak, on January 30th, 2012 |
Thought I’d link to this great post on Awkward. Lots of humor there, but lots of truth as well.
By admin, on December 3rd, 2011 |
Do you have absolutely zero ideas for a book?
Or perhaps you just want to know how to properly use the little known literary trick, “ellipse-semi-colon style” (…;) properly in a sentence?
Then, here’s your man. But, fair warning: you probably don’t have the chops to get this dude to rep you.
By admin, on November 16th, 2011 |
Non-writing related, however if H.R. 3261 does pass, it will most certainly effect the way you consume your media, books included.
While the Stop Online Piracy Act sounds like it might be a good thing, it really isn’t. It puts the ability to censor websites and their content in the hands of major corporations and the enforcement of such in the hands of third-party ISP’s, completely foregoing legal due-process for any who might be targeted.
You might think, well, if websites are guilty of piracy, then they should be shut down. The letter of this bill is so vague that benign sites like Twitter, FaceBook, Tumblr and hundreds of others would become targets. And let me remind you, a website does not have to be actually guilty of committing or abetting or facilitating piracy, it only has to be accused of it to effectively be shut down.
You might think, hey, I wouldn’t want someone getting a hold of my hard work for free, either. I agree. But guess what? This isn’t about you or me. This is about big companies squashing speech, innovation and development, or anything else that they view as a threat to their current market share. Really? Yes. And it happens all the time already, even with your favorite company Apple and your new world Jesus H. Christ, Steve Jobs. They already own the courts, friends, don’t let them start carving up the net.
Visit AmericanCensorship for more information on how you can add your voice to the growing list of Americans against H.R. 3261
By Mitch Mitchum, on November 16th, 2011 |
“I bet somebody makes a lot of money writing Mad Libs,” she said, brushing her rolled cigarette against her lips before taking a drag. “They’re probably fucking rolling in it.”
“I got these in the dollar bin,” I said. “I was just walking by and I saw them there and suddenly I wasn’t in San Francisco any more. I was back there. Back home — ya’ know? 2nd grade. 3rd grade. Somethin’ like that. Me and my sister, up way past our bedtimes, sprawled out on her bed listening to WAAL on her clock radio — which I wanted like anything because all I had was a stupid dinosaur clock with the T-Rex pointing out the time — giggling ourselves stupid.
She exhaled. Pulled her knees up to her chest and stretched her sweatshirt over them so that just her freckled feet stuck out.
“I wonder how much money they make, you think?”
By joshuacitrak, on October 19th, 2011 |
why the need to ruminate on every compartmentalized experience your imagination says you’ve gone through?
it’s one thing to be contemplative, another to worship your own narrow uniqueness, to let it dictate how you should be, and also how others should must accept you.
that’s a fucking deep-assed ditch you’ve dug there and now that you can’t see out of it you declare what tumbles around in your soul to be the only true way — and you’ve skimmed a lot of books to prove it.
name and catalog everything. then put that shit in its place because everybody knows that shit’s supposed to have a place — even if it is just a ditch to lie in.
By joshuacitrak, on October 3rd, 2011 |
I’m gonna continue my recent posts theme of reposting Grantland articles. This is fast becoming one of my favorite websites. on the 60th anniversary of the “Shot Heard ‘Round the World” Rafe Bartholomew interviews Don DeLillo.
I love what Don says in regards to a question posed, Is writing a lot like sports?
When the work is going well, it can reach a level of spontaneity and unpredictability that is exhilarating — but it doesn’t make the writer (not this writer anyway) pound the tabletop. It’s an interior sense of satisfaction that’s often so fleeting it can’t be relived (or even remembered) when the writer revisits the page in a more critical mood the next day or six months later.
That really is the feeling of finishing something you’ve poured your soul into. You feel relieved, exhilarated, high, even, but there’s always this creeping sensation that you could’ve done better although often, you’re hard pressed to point to specifics.
Writing is a very lonely past time. I can’t put it any plainer than that. It’s you alone in a room for hours and hours and hours and hours until the hours become days which in turn become years. There are none of the social aspects or interactions you would get playing or attending sporting events. Plus, it doesn’t work well while chugging beers and talking over the asinine color commentary guy.
Sometimes you just gotta make a play
You’ve gotta assert your will on your opponent
They need to put some points on the board in a hurry
They need to get some stops on defense
He’s really in the zone
By joshuacitrak, on September 27th, 2011 |
long time since i’ve posted, i know. been working my ass off on my book and that’s really and truly all i’ve thought about for the past month or so… that and sex.
but i read the follow up article to Malcolm Gladwell’s excellent Grantland piece and decided to repost the link here.
the NBA’s position in the lockout is baffling and pathetic. unfortunately, no one has taken the time to so eloquently and clearly lay out these facts as Mr. Gladwell has here.
By joshuacitrak, on August 24th, 2011 |
Can’t make sense of the NFL or NBA lockout situations or their implications? You’re not alone. Hard caps. TV revenues. Guaranteed money. These are hardly the battle cries of a typical labor dispute.
Well, maybe that’s because pro sports franchises really aren’t you’re typical business. In fact Malcolm Gladwell argues: they aren’t really businesses at all.
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